Sunday, December 10, 2023

Wrath of the Ninja, Wrath of MaXXXine, Wrath of Eli Roth, Wrath of John Woo

Ninety For Chill: The #Podcast with @CatBusRuss

Episode 147: Eli Roth's Thanksgiving + Wrath of the Ninja & Wrath of MaXXXine

Eva the QueenKitty demands Plymoth

Eli Roth's Thanksgiving + Wrath of the Ninja & Wrath of MaXXXine

Tuesday Nov 22, 2023

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The Thanksgiving season may have become the best weekend to catch a horror feature. Last year, CatBusRuss was blown away by "The Menu". It was released the weekend before the most popular celebration of colonialism. This past weekend, another product of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's "Grindhouse" became a reality with Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving". Perhaps it is just the association with food that makes flicks released on this weekend work out so well...done.

Of course, fans of that homage to exploitative cinema noticed that Roth's latest feature does not have the feel of worn film, grainy audio, and poor color saturation. The likes of The Cinema Snob found the "fake" trailer for this yet to be realized holiday slasher movie to be the best one thrown in between the double-feature. Could this premise be as much fun while being nice and polished...and without Michael Biehn?

In the event that was the case, CatBusRuss decided to find some gold in "Ally's Accessories Shop on Etsy's Trash Feature Revue". Instead of watching a sappy Matthew Broderick feature, he chose to replace it with the 1989 anime, "Wrath of the Ninja". Ally never provided the letter X with a film, so our host decided to fill it in with what maybe the best A24 horror movie he has seen, Ti West's "X". Ninjas and Chekov's Alligator: If Roth misses, this podcast will still find a way to hit.

 

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Bonus 5: John Woo's Silent Night (2023) - Muted Action

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John Woo's Silent Night (2023) Muted Action

Thursday Dec 7, 2023

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CatBusRuss wants to remind you that this podcast’s drop day is moving from every Tuesday to every Wednesday. But, he is not a fan of doing two minutes episodes to tell you to tune in next time.

Have American movie goers forgotten the legacy of John Woo? Why have producers thought that Joel Kinnaman is a movie star? Can action movies be experimental? Is "Die Hard" the only badass Christmas movie?

Audiences seemed like they were not ready to ask these questions. Fearing that the feature may not get a chance to become a new holiday classic, CatBusRuss went and checked out "Silent Night" after its opening weekend. It is Woo's cinematic return to Western cinema after 20 years and a feature that takes its title literally. Can a movie only have a soundtrack of gun shots, detonations, and tires squealing? How do you offer up one liners?

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Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Imagine We Still Had VHS: Kurozuka

*This blog post was started on September 19, 2023.

Lets see how quick that I can release this post. I do not intend to rush it, but, after further work on setting up a couple of podcast episodes with a follower to my Mastodon account (@russstevens@mastodon.social), staying up past midnight yesterday was not wise. Eventually, the body will give up on me, and that means I may be held responsible for a poor start to the next season of Whaddayaknow trivia.

I should not be so hard on myself. This is because, it seems that I am realizing my bad dreams. A couple of Fridays ago, my day at the primary retailer started with an old, entitled, xenophobic woman expecting me to accept an exchange or refund for ink cartridges that were three months past the return period. She had to drive 10 miles to get to the store, so she does not find it unacceptable to expect satisfaction despite the fine print. The woman did not understand that you cannot buy products you did not need and expect us to take in them back because they did not work five months later. My previous unconscious period featured a dream about me being stalked by two elderly people demanding I give them a printer despite my lack of knowledge about the products. Why did this dream get manifested?

Perhaps I need to return to therapy. There needs to be a way for me to have dreams that will result in a windfall of millions of dollars. Am I up for that gamble of possibly $50 weekly? As I found out from the last attempt, my schedule just does not allow for that. And I just cannot get to Peoria enough to find my dancer friends who are using BetterHelp.

Big Al's has got to get their shit together to actually encourage the stages to be staffed. And I cannot help to wonder if some Jewish hackers have attacked their Facebook. The business hardly posts and now nothing but weird Hebrew memes. At least I am not the only one who needs to get my life in order.

If I had all my ducks in a row, I probably would not be complaining about this anime gamble. It is 11 pm, and I am feeling gassed. What should I have expected for betting on myself after my history of losing? Not that same bitch coming back to my store expecting me to give them a replacement product despite they did not bring that product in.

This was handed off to a manager, who hated that headache, but I was not going to be the guy to make the decision to lose $40 of product based on her promise. A widow should feel free to demand accommodations. The moment she once again said that I did not know how to read a receipt, the other customers hearing my response to that manager asking why I drug him into this scenario was not something I will regret.

The irony, that manager stopped by my liquor job after they got off work. If only I could drink away the previous shift instead of providing the escape to my primary job's reluctant coworkers.

I suppose I should mention that I decided to drink Wild Turkey 101 as I watched this anime followed by half a bowl of indica. For those who appreciate my Japanese animation reviews, my going above and beyond to make this post happen needs to result in them passing this blog post around. If not, they are sucking my midweek lifeforce away.

And there is your (hyperbolic) transition to the topic in the title.

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Kurozuka: Episodes 1-3

*This blog post was resumed on September 20, 2023.

In twelve century Japan, a member of samurai royalty, Kuro, is on the run from a seemingly demonic rival clan alongside his retainer Benkei. After fending off another attack, Kuro's exhaustion results in the need for shelter. It seems fortunate that Benkei finds a house off in the distance that seems to be occupied. There is a risk of an ambush, but what options do they have?

They arrive to find the only person living there is a woman. The beautiful Kuromitsu takes immediate pity on the two and seems fascinated by Kuro. Benkei requests to stay the night, but Kuromitsu notices Kuro's fever and offers the two board until he is well. There is just one stipulation. She lives in the backroom of the house. Be it privacy or embarrassment over the state of the room, the two samurai are not allowed to enter it.

The next morning, Benkei leaves to find a friendly village to find medicine for his master. While he searches, under Kuromitsu's watch, Kuro slowly recovers. It maybe Florence Nightingale syndrome, but the host and guest start developing feelings for each other. Sadly, Kuromitsu assures Kuro that hey can never be together.

One night, Kuro awakens to a sense that something is wrong. Following his intuition, he enters Kuromitsu's forbidden room to find her feeding on the blood of a dead man. Before the two can makes sense of what is going on, Kuro's enemies have arrived at the house and severs the right hand of the host. Our protagonist puts up a great fight, but is eventually mortally wounded. Before his foes can finish him, Kuromitsu kills them all with little effort.

Circumstances have obviously changed. Kuromitsu takes Kuro into the forest. She invites him to be at her side...for eternity. Not wanting to die and being infatuated with Kuromitsu, he takes her up on the offer. The two drink each other's blood, and Kuro's wounds rapidly heal. This is good because his attackers have returned, but their leader makes it clear, they are their for the woman.

Kuro fends them off until Benkei returns. As he and Kuromitsu try to assess the situation, Benkei beheads his master.

Being immortal now, Kuro regains consciousness and finds his torso attached to his head. As he searches for his lover, he finds a huge, former metropolis. It is a metropolis that must be at least 800 years younger than the one he knew. Kuromitsu is still his obsession, so regardless of the world he finds himself in, his only goal is to find his lover from centuries prior.

This task will be a greater challenge than he could expect, because it maybe trivial to what is happening to the rest of the world. The Imperial Red Army seems to rule this new Japan. They bare the mark of Kuro's rivals, and they are even more evil than before, eliminating any civilians that inconvenience them. For Kuro, it maybe convenient vengeance. For the resistance, he maybe their only hope.

*This blog post was resumed on September 21, 2023.

Pardon the start-stop nature of the blog. The lesson is to watch the videos on Wednesday and write the post on Thursday. Mondays can be late due to the podcast production. Tuesdays should be dedicated to recovering from Monday. Wednesdays should leave me somewhat recharged.

"Kurozuka" has an enticing premise. It is like "Interview with the Vampire", but centered around action instead of drama, let alone horror. The samurai twist makes it accessible to anime fans and for those wanting something different from their vampire entertainment.

This series was part of a $15 DVD set which I purchased for "Ultraviolet: Code 44", a spinoff of the Milla Jovovich movie. All of the series were productions from the Madhouse animation studio. It is a studio that I was very familiar with, but the entire concept of three, seemingly forgotten series, I thought the studio had been stretched thin. Hell, they sold out to Sony to try and make something worthwhile from a bad movie.

"Kurozuka's" art is not as bold as most of the anime that has made it stateside, and I find that refreshing. It has more of a manga feel instead of shows that have obtained international attention. With that said, there is nothing innovative about it, just comforting.

Unfortunately, when bundled with two other series that feature the same style, I think that hinders its ability to be sold. It just does not look exceptional. And after writing that, the realization that they all have a cyberpunk aesthetic. 39 episodes of the same means that only the "Ultraviolet" apologists would buy this. One would hope that parents have the sense to know anime is not for kids.

This show is not for kids. The violence is too much fun for that, at least in the first two episodes. Once you introduce the innocent, persecuted masses, they hold back at times on the graphic violence. It successfully uses hip effects of the time (Vivid colors during our hero's crazed moments.), but does not innovate. As for the soundtrack, the score and songs are of the time, thus, not something I will go out of my way to download.

Despite not looking or sounding unique, I cannot help but be encouraged by the story. Vampires are an easy concept for me to bite at. (Pun was not intended.) Demons versus samurai never really intrigued me. Maybe that is Eurocentric bias. All of the old, Japanese demon stories that I have come across seem too convoluted, at least when they try to incorporate it with other Japanese-centric genres. It just seems more fun to clash two totally different cultures.

What I found fascinating about "Kurozuka" is that the tale takes the time to establish different time periods. If you like both the feudal and the dystopic setting, this series allows you to have your cake and eat it too.

Now did it do this in the best way possible? Probably not. You do not realize the twist (unless you take into consideration the frantic open credits) until the end of the second episode. They could have taken some pointers from "Highlander: The Series" or anime "Highlander: The Search for Vengeance".

If it was a multiple episode OVA, the surprise of our vampire awakening 800 years later would work. Having a first episode that takes place entirely in the 12th century, it is just another vampire show. All it would have taken was a cyberpunk intro to let us know what the hero is currently dealing with. A clever transition to a flashback, and you have fried gold.

"Kurozuka" is a unique premise and an exciting enough series to keep the audience intrigued. It just does not start off correctly to provide intrigue. If you did not buy this as a package (DVD set), I do not know if you would stick around for another vampire cartoon. This may not have worked as a TV show, but a $5 anime collection, it is indeed worthwhile.

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Imagine We Still Had VHS: Doomed Megalopolis (and Bank Branches)

  *This blog post was started on January 25, 2023.

I cannot say that it has been a good year for resolutions. It is kind of sad since the past two years were successes. NinetyForChill: The #Podcast was started in 2021. In 2022, learning to use chopsticks ended up being a success.

This year, I did not really have any ideas on how to approach resolutions. Perhaps Skimble's health was the bigger priority, but I had managed to screw anything that I thought would be obtainable goals before he passed away Sunday.

The first idea was, as always, to eat something Buffalo-flavored each day. The seond idea was consuming THC everyday, inspired by my pal Andrew "Couchman" Tiede. These streaks both ended when I tried to drink with kids that were 17 years younger after last Thursday's Trivia night.

Those goals, were kind of silly, which is why I took them on. The practical one was writing a blog every week that was not related to my podcast. Time management was the biggest challenge for that goal, and it came out as the victor. I wonder if I had successfully blogged every week when I was working for a glorified ATM that is Marine Bank?

That is a statement about management and I cannot wait to see the branch shutdown when Morton Community Bank takes them over. Serves them right for being hateful to genuinely compassionate people. My job was terminated because Marissa Embry ratted my blogging content out because I told her to quit watching racist and transphobic videos at work. This was something my manager, Angie Zindars, who okay my blogging on the clock while at the same time telling me to just accept that they had different views.

Hope kind of fucks me over to kick off every year. If only I knew that the state was going to just ignore my unemployment case, I would have gone on record telling the judge that I was terminated on the whims of hateful people. By the time I got a hearing, the anger seemed pointless.

The anger is there this year. I say that as a statement about losing Skimble. There is anger towards myself for failing to realize how sick he was. My most recent episode of the podcast discusses my angst towards society over it. To keep pushing on, only two friends have been told about him in person. If only society was as understanding as my queen kitty, Evangeline Stacia Stevens.

Eva has been doing her best to look after me. This means, if I am not in the room with her, she is meowing to get me back on the bed in the living room. I hate that it took a dead kitty to get me to watch more TV, but from a creative (at the very least, critical) standpoint, maybe I can get back to my writing goal this year.

The problem is, my best subject matters are wrestling, movies and politics. Echo chambers keeps me out of politics right now. I think I need to alternate content, but movies are the entire point of the podcast. So to follow up:

New Year's Day: Easy U2 Reference, Difficult Championship Declarations


It's best to return to the subject matter that brought me to the internet to begin with, anime from the 1990's. Thank the gods that only the free streamers seem to carry that.

Imagine We Still Had VHS: Doomed Megalopolis (Volume 1: The Haunting of Tokyo)

Tokyo is on the verge of being a capital city of equal glory to any major city in the West. To further modernize, the government is in the midst of a major renovation. It may mean rebuilding on top of the old city, but if it will give them earthquake-proof skyscrapers, that is just the cost of progress.

So is ignoring the old gods and traditions of the East. Why reject tangible Western science? Well, the West cannot account for a 2000 year-old, anarchically-driven demon. Taira na Masakado was a well-meaning rebel, but when the government executed him, his soul remained in purgatory. Unable to rest, a vengeance capable of destroying Japan may occur if he were to be awoken. And there is a pagan priest called Kato who wants to wake him. This is the only way that Kato believes will bring about the utopia that Masakado fought and died for.

Unable to bring the demon back on his own, Kato seeks to capture Yukari. This young psychic woman may serve as a medium to pull Masakado back to the land of the living. His efforts start with using her as a vessel for demon spawn, but the priest Hirai is able to destroy them as they are born. In response, Kato has challenged Hirai and Yukari's lover to try and stop him from kidnapping her. The two priests are essentially reflections of each other, so can one even defeat the other? If our heroes do not prevail, what will the fate be for Tokyo?

"Doomed Megalopolis" is one of the latter acquisitions of Streamline Pictures, the first prominent anime distributor in the United States. Much of their library ended up being shown on Syfy in the mid to late 1990s. This is one of those titles (like "Crying Freeman") that was not going to be censored for cable television.

In the first episode of the OVA, there is nothing that is actually sexual aside from some lesbian innuendo, but once we get our first demon spawn, you cannot do that on television. What I am trying to state is the artwork can be rather phallic. According to Wikipedia, "Doomed Megalopolis" is an adaptation of Hiroshi Aramata's novel "Teito Monogatari":
The anime is darker in tone, more violent, and more sexually explicit than any previous adaptations of the novel; an artistic decision likely inspired by the financial success of the OVA Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend.
There are some nude images shown during Kato's first attempt to awaken the demon, but that is pretty much just a blur. The demon spawn birth is a combination of Lucio Fulci's woman puking up her internal organs from "City of the Living Dead", but with the head of the spawn immediately looking like a penis.

Aside from that imagery, I did not find anything to be too offensive. That includes the dub. It at least felt more natural that the original American voice over track for "Akira". The animation is a nice mix of the softer eighties style that was on the way out and the incoming sharper, more manga-inspired nineties style. Some brighter colors would have been appreciated, but this was up to the standards of the time.

The issues with this Original Video Animation are with the storytelling. It may be an effort to capture all of the characters' perspectives, but it feels like it is jumping all over the place. This is a premise that is rather prevalent in the genre, and the feature fails to be exceptional. Granted, "X" is the first anime I think of when it comes to apocalyptic Tokyo, and that was released eight years after this. Still, to come back to a title does not excuse it from not being coherent enough to keep my attention. There were many a time I rewound to see if I missed something, but it might be the storytelling and not my attention span that required this.

"Doomed Megalopolis" offers nothing to standout aside from some Cronenberg/Italian-style body horror. It is not fair to the series, but the idea of Tokyo being destroyed by ancient forces has been done better, so it may not be worth returning to. If the story was told better, this would be a nice piece of anime history. Sadly, it is nothing but a trivia answer.