Showing posts with label Cutey Honey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cutey Honey. Show all posts

Monday, February 3, 2020

"Wild Cardz" Because Licensing Rights...and "The Twilight Zone" Marathon

*Originally written January 2, 2020.

No complaints from me to start the year.
"You changed the channel?"
I do not know if that reaction from my better quarter (Eva the Cat gets half) would count. It was not the reaction I expected when switching from hour 38 or Syfy's annual "Twilight Zone" marathon to watch AEW. That and her thinking that "Hurt" was a Johnny Cash song, inspirations for resolutions are developing.

So that is one complaint, the lack of Nine Inch Nail knowledge was established before the end of the last decade. But I am now complaining, may as well throw in the weed crowds. After revisiting "The Rise of Skywalker", herbal assistance in writing my proper ending to what should have been a quadrilogy would have been nice (If you want to judge whether or not I could handle that task, ask for a treatment of my zombie-pro-wrestling, B-movie comedy, "Main Event of the Dead". Drop me an email at russthebus07@gmail.com).

Talking about the unsatisfying conclusion to the sequels is redundant. It is "Star Wars". I can watch these over and over again and keep discovering new things to keep my interest and, for the most part, forgive the creative short comings.

My most recent observation about the "Skywalker Saga" is that "Return of the Jedi" was all it could be, hence satisfying. Yoda with a lightsaber is all you could have asked for. Ewoks are not that bad.

The most important observation though is that it has been confirmed that Mace Windu is dead. Motherfucker was featured in the Jedi pep talk, and all of his friends were dead. Save him for my pair of sequels. I did have a fun tweet about it (@mainteventzombie).
Too bad #RiseofSkywalker pretty much confirms @SamuelLJackson's Mace Windu death. I though he survived the fall and his arm landed in @JurassicWorld.
And I came up with that one sober. Imagine what I would say high. My biggest problem with the weed lines was, if you are waiting hour(s) for the legal stuff, you probably kept up on the illegal stuff despite the announced change in law. Did you burn through it before 11:59 pm, December 31? Leave some for those who do not have hook ups.

*Originally written January 3, 2020

The new year has started off busy. I have yet to try catching up on The Ringer or AV Club stories. Between paying bills and Donald Trump acting like a Young Bosnian (or a stereotypical American), my time at a physical keyboard to type is scarse. With "Wild Cardz (a.k.a. Jaja-uma Quartet)" being so brief, it may be easy for me to forget this anime if the ramblings of Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, and Binge Mode will need to take a backseat.

"Wild Cardz" Worth $5.00

I am still a decade behind when it comes to catching up on anime. Growing up with VHS tapes as the media of the time, there were no such things as season box sets. You bought an hour at a time for $25 to $30 a tape and you liked it. Television was probably the reason for the demise of the distributers that I grew up with like A.D.V. Films and Central Park Media, whom distributed "Wild Cardz" a two-episode OVA (original video animation) that the creators were definitely hoping to make more of. Selling off the international rights must have been Studio Ox's only hope.

The Card Kingdom is protected by four young women serving as the Crown Knights: Joe Diamond, Casa Club, Coco Heart, and Sunday Spade. With their card-themed powers, they have allowed for a relatively crime-free and safe nation. That is until UFOs arrive that are shaped like chess pieces.

Their first reactions seem to panic for their peoples safety, but things only become more confusing when the pieces start attacking each other. At least with invaders, you know what to expect. With metal kaijus using your kingdom as a battleground with no known motives, how are you to stop them and the petty criminals who think they have found an equalizer to the Jaja-uma Quartet's power? The provocative outfits may distract them, but that will not be enough for the Wild Cardz to pass this new test.

I may actually be two decades behind when it comes to Japanese-animated series. It seems all the new series are sent to television to start. Fans would watch them on IFC, Adult Swim's Toonami and streaming platforms. They either had more time or are just more dedicated than I to watch all of the episodes first airings to determine if they needed that season in their collections.

With everything pretty much being streamed now, what is the point of buying DVDs? The point is, I do not think about anime until I am at an FYE or Best buy. Thank the gods for Makoto Shinkai.

My anime collecting is pretty much based on the old titles that I can find at used media places. Their selections are usually comprised of seasons that tend to be overpriced (especially if out of print) and random discs from the time when you had to complete sets. For the most part, I cannot find the start of the seasons, so I tend to just buy old and brief OVAs. If they are brief, the quality is definitely going to be a question. Again, that is why I think A.D.V. and Central Park Media went under. You cannot buy stuff just for the sake of buying stuff.

Except if it under five bucks, then it is worth a gamble like "Wild Cardz". If that is not an appropriate title...

Wild Cardz (Ja Ja Uma Quartette) Pictures / Pics & Images #3

This anime must have been counting on its source material (manga) fans to buy it. There is hardly any exposition which is kind of a let down for a magical girl anime. Each protagonist is fun, but without knowing how or why they are the way they are, they do not seem to have any substance.

There is some oversexualization of the girls, but not nearly enough to please those who bought it because it was from the director of "New Cutey Honey". If you want that, may I suggest "Burn-Up W". The first episode establishes the entire universe, and while there is not a lot of exposition, our armed, feminine stars do not have back stories that need to be immediately flushed out.

If you are watching "Wild Cardz", you are just there for the ride. The character designs are traditional and up my alley, but OVA quality is suppose to be close to theatrical animation at the time, so the box art is "Jaja-uma Quartet" at its finest. If you are not a fan of all the tropes of anime (pervy villains, over-reacting faces, sexy silliness in place of violence, etc.), this title is pretty empty. Fortunately with an eighth of a fifth of Tito's Handmade Vodka, this was a fun start to the new decade.

"Wild Cardz" is not a title that you should use to introduce people to anime with, but it is fun if you are already initiated into the fandom. It is pretty inoffensive, so for just an hour of your time, you cannot go wrong. Provided you get it at a decent discount of course. Here is to hoping your disc will not be scratched.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Knights of Ramune: Blast Off...Like Cutey Honey

It is cool that Angelfire is still around. It is also cool that if you look hard enough, you can find most of the GeoCities websites preserved on a server. If only "@Midnight" was still a thing. It is a shame that they will never capitalize on that content.

Angelfire may have kept my post GeoCities/Web Design Certification (icc.edu) site up the past 17 years, but with Yahoo's betrayal, if you have not created an operating system, I am going to put all my eggs in one basket. Thus, I am going to start moving the original AnimeFlow over to the Blogger sphere. So let us get over one repetitive tangent (look at all the It and I) and getting into repeating my earliest critical works.

Knights of Ramune: Blast Off

'Knights of Ramune: Blast Off' (English version)
© 1999 Ashi Productions Co., Ltd. / IDO International Co., Ltd.
VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fresh' (Japanese version)
© 1997 Ashi Productions Co., Ltd


Genre: Sci-Fi (Action themed) Length: 60 minutes (Two TV Episodes) Audience: 16 Up

Opinion: Any anime series that has a adorable slime ball character has some potential.

This is a review of the dubbed VHS release.

Written by Katsumi Hasegawa.


PiQu, Parfait, and Cacao - the show's heros scanned from the front of the VHS BoxThis first two episode volume of Knights of Ramune starts off with our heroines, the two Holy Virgins Cacao and Parfait along with their little slime ball/spiritual advisor Piqu, being sent to find the Fourth Warrior Ramune. Their search begins by them landing on a military space craft that is destroying all possible resistance on a nearby planet. Even more shocking, who ever is in charge has captured hundreds of children that they are running experiments on. With all this confusion, one question is clear. Why were they sent to this ship? 


To get rid of some of the confusion, they free all the children and make their escape attempt. Not to say they had an escape plan, but anyone that they had was immediately scrapped when they accidentally get trapped in a giant robot with one of the children. After surviving a close battle, they crash land on the now desolate planet. Our heroines now must make sense of their situation, figure out how to pilot their robot, and tolerate Piqu and their new travel companion, Lemon.

The series's villains scanned from the VHS.Ever since I finished watching Iria: Zieram the Animation in 1998, I have prevented myself from purchasing Central Park Media (C.P.M.), an anime and manga (Japanese comics) distributor with its two video divisions being U.S. Manga Corps and Software Sculptors. The reason may sound unjust since I have not seen this company release a bad title, but their titles were being frequently shown on the Sci Fi Channel and their preview reel before their videos stunk. 

Fortunately, my little brother loves watching action animes, and by him purchasing the first volume of Records of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, I found out that C.P.M had changed their preview format from a reel to individual previews. One of these previews featured a catchy theme song and cool animation and it was for Knights of Ramune. After finding out that the writer was Katsumi Hasegawa who also worked on the multiple Slayers series (I later realized that she did not work on Slayers: The Motion Picture, the only Slayers release I was familiar with.), this $25 video cassette became an impulse buy.


Even though I was originally excited about who wrote Knights of Ramune, I failed to recognize that the character designer was Osamu Horiuchi who also worked on the only A.D.V. Films release that has a preview which shows nudity out right, New Cutey Honey. This anime turns out to be what I expected New Cutey Honey to be. Unnecessary nudity galore and a surprisingly large amount of sexual exploitation of women. And people wonder why Japanese Animation has not crossed over to the States.


If you ignore all the exploitation of women, you have an intriguing story with some funny scenes with some very likable characters. I guess any anime series that has a adorable slime ball character has some potential. Also, most technical aspects of the series are very good featuring a cute and unique character design and a very good soundtrack.


If you want something to joke around with the guys about, or if you want to see some strong feminine characters (hopefully that sounds like I have thought about the female visitors) try to find a place where you can rent Knights of Ramune. Acknowledging that most of the nudity is for a comedic purpose and look pass the crude sexual segments with the villainesses, this series shows that Central Park Media always seems to release a good, solid product. Will I buy the next volume of this series? Since I only make $55 a week and I tend to treat myself to movie outings and fast food, buying the second tape is not a top priority compared to viewing other titles.


NOTE TO READER: After looking at several other reviews on the 'Net' for this video cassette, I have discovered that I am one of the kinder critics when it comes to this title. This is probably because I interpret almost everything as some form of comedy while other critics consider it to be unjustified excuses for nudity.

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

New Cutey Honey: The Sailor Moon 18-35 has been looking for

I think that cartoons that show nudity and graphic violence are probably what defines Japanese animation to those who are virtually clueless about anime. This may also be the same for US distributors because these seem to be essential to get theatrical releases in the west.

Despite the dirty connotation I am giving these films and shows, these are probably the most important films in animation. Films like "Akira" and "Ghost in the Shell" show that animation is not only for kids and that limitations exist due to a writer's imagination. 

New Cutey Honey: Collection One

CUTEY HONEY
© 1994 Go Nagai/Dynamic Planning Inc.-Toei Video Co., Ltd.


Genre: Sci-Fi (Action themed) Length: 120 minutes (Four OVAs) Audience: 17 Up
Opinion: Unless you love every episode of a series similar to this, like Sailor Moon, this title is a gamble.
This is a review of the DVD release.
Based from the manga of Go Nagai.

I guess the future is pretty bleak in all forms of Sci-fi. "New Cutey Honey" takes place in a city that is virtually controlled by the evil cyborg Dolmeck. Police are powerless and the villain's mutant minions that our soon to be heroine's sidekick's, Chokkei, cybernetic grandfather cannot easily defeat. Fortunately, there is a prophecy for a time when an evil force like Dolmeck rises to power which is the arrival of a somewhat ancient heroine who is out to protect the weak.

Chokkei learns about this from his grandfather when he asked a question about a statue that looks a lot like the mayor's secretary, Honey. Well Chokkei's grandfather is immediately sure that she is the Honey from the prophecy, so the only think left to do is to convince herhttp://www.angelfire.com/anime4/animeflow/ that she is super human. Since the mayor is at the top of the villains hit list, they better convince her soon.

Armitage from the postcard that came with the VHS. I was always hesitant about buying New Cutey Honey (NCH) since I have an impressionable little brother and this was the only title whose A.D.V. Films preview blatantly shows nudity. After seeing the surprisingly risqué "Knights of Ramune" which features the work of the same character designer of NCH, Osamu Horiuchi, I pretty much told myself to forget buying this series. But always being curious and thrifty (thanks to Mom and Dad for buying me a DVD player for Christmas), I decided to by the first NCH DVD "Collection" which contains the first four episodes of the series or the first two video cassettes if you are a penny pincher who needs to know the bulk value of this disc.

Surprisingly, New Cutey Honey (NCH) is nothing like I expected. After seeing Knights of Ramune; a series that features the work of NCH 's character designer, Osamu Horiuchi, I figured this title would be some what offensive, but this series plays out more as a somewhat racier "Sailor Moon". The style of animation used is really unique with its ability to mix a 70s' style of drawing (this style is probably very similar to the original Cutey Honey series) for the supporting characters and a more modern style of animation for Honey and the villains she faces. Also the soundtrack is really good which gives this series a pop music video feel. 

As for the episode plots, they follow the widely used throughout anime method of having the heroes face off and destroy the episode's designated villain, only to realize that this villain was working for an even greater one. I think this is a rather hit and miss method, but all the episodes on this DVD seem to work well, but they are by no means as strong as the episodes of the best anime series.

Because this series uses this story format, I immediately know that this title is not for everyone, and I for one do not plan on buying any follow up volumes of this series. Unless you love every episode of a series similar to this, like Sailor Moon, you are gambling $20 to $30 if you choose to purchase a New Cutey Honey video.

ADDITIONAL THOUGHT: It appears that the series is divided into two seasons, so the ending of the last episode on this DVD actually has a good method of closure. This makes the disc stand alone and it does not make you feel like you need to buy any follow up videos of this series.