Monday, December 2, 2019

Knights of Ramune: Blast Off...Like Cutey Honey

It is cool that Angelfire is still around. It is also cool that if you look hard enough, you can find most of the GeoCities websites preserved on a server. If only "@Midnight" was still a thing. It is a shame that they will never capitalize on that content.

Angelfire may have kept my post GeoCities/Web Design Certification (icc.edu) site up the past 17 years, but with Yahoo's betrayal, if you have not created an operating system, I am going to put all my eggs in one basket. Thus, I am going to start moving the original AnimeFlow over to the Blogger sphere. So let us get over one repetitive tangent (look at all the It and I) and getting into repeating my earliest critical works.

Knights of Ramune: Blast Off

'Knights of Ramune: Blast Off' (English version)
© 1999 Ashi Productions Co., Ltd. / IDO International Co., Ltd.
VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fresh' (Japanese version)
© 1997 Ashi Productions Co., Ltd


Genre: Sci-Fi (Action themed) Length: 60 minutes (Two TV Episodes) Audience: 16 Up

Opinion: Any anime series that has a adorable slime ball character has some potential.

This is a review of the dubbed VHS release.

Written by Katsumi Hasegawa.


PiQu, Parfait, and Cacao - the show's heros scanned from the front of the VHS BoxThis first two episode volume of Knights of Ramune starts off with our heroines, the two Holy Virgins Cacao and Parfait along with their little slime ball/spiritual advisor Piqu, being sent to find the Fourth Warrior Ramune. Their search begins by them landing on a military space craft that is destroying all possible resistance on a nearby planet. Even more shocking, who ever is in charge has captured hundreds of children that they are running experiments on. With all this confusion, one question is clear. Why were they sent to this ship? 


To get rid of some of the confusion, they free all the children and make their escape attempt. Not to say they had an escape plan, but anyone that they had was immediately scrapped when they accidentally get trapped in a giant robot with one of the children. After surviving a close battle, they crash land on the now desolate planet. Our heroines now must make sense of their situation, figure out how to pilot their robot, and tolerate Piqu and their new travel companion, Lemon.

The series's villains scanned from the VHS.Ever since I finished watching Iria: Zieram the Animation in 1998, I have prevented myself from purchasing Central Park Media (C.P.M.), an anime and manga (Japanese comics) distributor with its two video divisions being U.S. Manga Corps and Software Sculptors. The reason may sound unjust since I have not seen this company release a bad title, but their titles were being frequently shown on the Sci Fi Channel and their preview reel before their videos stunk. 

Fortunately, my little brother loves watching action animes, and by him purchasing the first volume of Records of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, I found out that C.P.M had changed their preview format from a reel to individual previews. One of these previews featured a catchy theme song and cool animation and it was for Knights of Ramune. After finding out that the writer was Katsumi Hasegawa who also worked on the multiple Slayers series (I later realized that she did not work on Slayers: The Motion Picture, the only Slayers release I was familiar with.), this $25 video cassette became an impulse buy.


Even though I was originally excited about who wrote Knights of Ramune, I failed to recognize that the character designer was Osamu Horiuchi who also worked on the only A.D.V. Films release that has a preview which shows nudity out right, New Cutey Honey. This anime turns out to be what I expected New Cutey Honey to be. Unnecessary nudity galore and a surprisingly large amount of sexual exploitation of women. And people wonder why Japanese Animation has not crossed over to the States.


If you ignore all the exploitation of women, you have an intriguing story with some funny scenes with some very likable characters. I guess any anime series that has a adorable slime ball character has some potential. Also, most technical aspects of the series are very good featuring a cute and unique character design and a very good soundtrack.


If you want something to joke around with the guys about, or if you want to see some strong feminine characters (hopefully that sounds like I have thought about the female visitors) try to find a place where you can rent Knights of Ramune. Acknowledging that most of the nudity is for a comedic purpose and look pass the crude sexual segments with the villainesses, this series shows that Central Park Media always seems to release a good, solid product. Will I buy the next volume of this series? Since I only make $55 a week and I tend to treat myself to movie outings and fast food, buying the second tape is not a top priority compared to viewing other titles.


NOTE TO READER: After looking at several other reviews on the 'Net' for this video cassette, I have discovered that I am one of the kinder critics when it comes to this title. This is probably because I interpret almost everything as some form of comedy while other critics consider it to be unjustified excuses for nudity.

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